hahhaha these guys are definitely drunk!
Shindong: Hello?
Kyuhyun: Yes?
Shindong: Sungmin-ssi!
Kyuhyun: Huh?
Female host: It was Kyuhyun-ssi you called, wasn’t it?
Shindong: Oh yeah, Kyuhyun-ssi! Kyuhyun-ssi, sorry, Kyuhyun-ah!
Kyuhyun: (confused) HUH?
Shindong: It’s Shindong-hyung!
Kyuhyun: (still confused) HUH?!!
Shindong: It’s Shimshimtapa here, Kyuhyun-ssi!
Kyuhyun: Eu.. AH!
Shindong: Hello? Are you alright?
Kyuhyun: (excitedly) Sunday Night’s Shim Shim…. TA PA!!
Shindong: What is he doing?
Guest: This is real, this is really him!
Female Host: This is a live broadcast!
Shindong: Yes, we are doing a live broadcast right now Kyuhyun-ssi!
Kyuhyun: (tone changing) Yah, is that so?
All: Hahaha!
Shindong: Yah, his voice suddenly changed..
Kyuhyun: Ah, I – I – I thought it was Sunday but it’s actually Saturday huh…
Shindong: What is he talking about, this guy? Okay wait a moment, he’s being weird, the atmosphere feels weird. Now, let’s hear a self introduction!
Kyuhyun: Ah, from me?
Shindong: Yes, yes.
Kyuhyun: I am the current MC for MBC’s Radio Star, Super Junior’s Kyuhyun!
Everyone: (cheers) Wow~~
Shindong: Over here we have Heeyoung-ssi with us as well as reporter Park Sung Gi-ssi, please greet them!
Guests: Hello! Nice to meet you!
Kyuhyun: (cutely) Thank youuu~
Shindong: Wait a moment, seriously Kyuhyun-ssi is acting weird. What are you doing now?!
Kyuhyun: Ah, me? Right now… By any chance, have you heard of the Kyu Line?
Shindong: Kyu Line? Ah, I saw it on broadcast before, Kyu Line!
Female Guest 1: Kyu Line?
Kyuhyun: A group called Kyu Line… I’m currently spending a very enjoyable time with the Kyu Line members.
Shindong: There’s a very prominent figure amongst the Kyu Line members, isn’t there?
Kyuhyun: If I were just to talk about the members who are here now… Obviously, there are many members, but if I were to just talk about the members here now, there’s DBSK’s Choikang Changmin..
Everyone: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyuhyun: SHINee’s Minho-ssi.. Together, there are three of us here.
Shindong: The three of you are together??!
Kyuhyun: Yes, yes.
Shindong: Okay sorry Kyuhyun-ssi, but please pass the phone to the others now!
Kyuhyun: Ah, so you don’t want me, but want to hear other people instead?
Shindong: No, you’re fine, but since we called, let us hear someone else!
Female Guest 1: CHANGMIN-SSI~~~~
Kyuhyun: Ah, who should I pass the phone to first?
Shindong: (asking the guests) Who should he pass the phone to first?
Female Guest 1: (fangirl) No matter what, since Changmin-ssi is the sunbae-nim…!!!
Shindong: Changmin-ssi, just once~
Kyuhyun: Alright, Choikang Changmin-ssi.. Wait a moment!
Female Guest 1: Changmin-ssi~
Female Guest 2: Omo this is daebak~
Female Guest 1: (hyperventilating)
Changmin: (deep voice) Hello?
Female Guest 2: Omo!
Changmin: Yes, annyeonghaseyo…
Female Guest 1: (small voice) Annyeonghaseyo!!!!
Shindong: Hello, it’s Shindong!
Changmin: Ah, yes, hello.
Shindong: Changmin-ah… Changmin-ah!
Changmin: Yes, yes, yes, hyung!
Shindong: Are you…. alright?
Changmin: (giggling) I’mmmm aaalllllriiiiighhhht!!!!
Shindong: You didn’t just wake up, right?
Changmin: No, no, no, no, no~ Eufufufufu~
Shindong: This is Shim Shim Ta Pa, please introduce yourself!
Changmin: …………… Yes?
Shindong: Please introduce yourself. (laughs)
Changmin: Ah, yes, hello everyone, I’m… yes.. um…
Guests: (laughing)
Changmin: Um, anyway, I’m Dong Bang Shin Ki’s Changmin.
Guests: Wahhh~
Female Host: It’s really you, right?
Changmin: Yes, it’s really me.
Female Host: I thought it was Kyuhyun who just changed his voice…
Female Guest 1: I got suspicious!
Female Host: I’m suspicious, too!
Changmin: No, no, thank you!
(T/N: Changmin, WHAT are you saying? xD)
Shindong: Is there a way we can confirm that this is really Changmin-ssi?
Changmin: What should I do, then?
Female guests: (whispering) Sing, sing, sing!
Shindong: Sing? Is it possible for you to sing in the middle of the night like this?
Changmin: This late at night~?
Female Guest 2: Seems like he can’t.. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Shindong: Something soothing, shall we listen to “Hug” once?
Female Guests: (squeals) Ooooohhh!!!!!! Oooh!!!! Ooh!!! (screams)
Changmin: (laughs awkwardly)
Shindong: 5, 6, 7, 8!!
Changmin: (sings) “I want to become your cat for just one day~~”
Female Guests: (squeals) WOW!!!!
Female Guest 1: (still hyperventilating)
Female Host: CAT! CAT! MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Shindong: Changmin-ssi!!
Changmin: (making a weird growling noise) Changmin-ssi~
Shindong: Um, what are you doing?
Changmin: W-w-wait a second~ I’m handing you over to someone else~
Shindong: Ah, he’s handing the phone over! Is it Minho-ssi?
Female host: Minho-ssi, Minho-ssi!
Minho: (slurring) Hello, I’m SHINee’s Minho~
Everyone: Whoo~
Female Guest: Flaming Charisma, Minho-ssi!
Minho: Yes, yes, annyeonghaseyo.
Female Guest 2: He’s totally good at sports~
Shindong: That’s right, Minho-ssi it’s been so long since we’ve heard your voice on Shim Shim Ta Pa, please greet everyone!
Minho: Yes, it’s been a long while, listeners of Shim Shim Ta Pa, I am SHINee’s Flaming Charisma Minho!
Shindong: Actually Minho is an old friend of Shim Shim Ta Pa’s!
Minho: That’s right, I was part of the Shim Shim Ta Pa family!
Shindong: Wait, what do you mean ‘was’, if it was then it will always be, right?
Minho: Yes, that’s right. I’m in the family!
Shindong: Yep, so is Minho-ssi the maknae in the Kyu Line then?
Minho: Ah yes, right now I am currently the youngest.
Shindong: Yahhh thank you very much. Ah, but we should verify once more that this is Minho-ssi?
Guests: Yes!!
Minho: Ah, me, me too?
Female Guest 2: Noona is too pretty, noona is too pretty~
Female Guest 1: (chants) Rap rap rap rap rap rap rap…
Shindong: Shall we listen to Minho-ssi rap just once?
Minho: What shall I do, then…
Shindong: 5, 6, 7, 8!!
Minho: (sings) “Noona is too pretty~~”
Female guests: (squeals) That was really cool~
Shindong: Wait a second, Minho-ssi! During this whole time, our Park Sung Gi reporter-nim is… just not saying anything, or not laughing at all… Park Sung Gi reporter-nim, are you okay?
Park Sung Gi: I mean, of all the people talking now they’re all guys, can you just call one girl, just once!!
Shindong: Alright, our Park Sung Gi reporter-nim, just wait a little while more, we will do so in a bit!
Shindong: Now, Minho-ssi!
Minho: Yes, yes~
Shindong: Thank you so much for being on the phone with us, could you please pass the phone back to Kyuhyun-ssi?
Minho: Yes, thank you very much! Wait a second~
Kyuhyun: Hi?
Shindong: Kyuhyun-ssi?
Kyuhyun: Yes?
Shindong: Thank you so much, Kyuhyun-ssi?
Kyuhyun: Yes!!
Shindong: Thank you for your cooperation, really, you didn’t expect this call at all, right?
Kyuhyun: To be honest, I actually foresaw that this call was going to come..
Shindong: Huh?
Kyuhyun: So I asked the members to gather!
Guests: Lies!
Kyuhyun: Because… it’s no fun if it’s just me, right?
Guests: No!! Why are you being like this? An MBC host….
Shindong: Kyuhyun-ssi, let’s not be too honest here.
Guests: (chuckles)
Kyuhyun: Ah Shindong-ssi! I’m pissed off, so we’ll settle this later~
Guests: (laughs even more)
Shindong: Alright, Kyuhyun-ssi, shall we let you dedicate a song?
Kyuhyun: What is it?
Shindong: No, it’s Kyuhyun-ssi’s song dedication.
Kyuhyun: Ah, MY song dedication? In that case……
Shindong: Since the first half is ending, we’ll let the three of you dedicate songs and play them all at once.
Kyuhyun: Dedicate.. at the same time..?
Shindong: Or Kyuhyun-ssi can just choose by yourself.
Kyuhyun: Ah, here and there.. really, it’s not a song that I’m dedicating myself, but.. let’s hear it from them, 1, 2, 3,
Changmin and Minho in the background: Storm!!!
Kyuhyun: A song that’s included in Super Junior’s 5th album, called “Storm”…
(T/N: Is it like, a Kyu Line theme song or something now? LOL. They didn’t even have to discuss it!)
Shindong: Ahhh!!! Storm is such a great song.
Kyuhyun: But honestly, Shindong-ssi you said you didn’t like ballads, didn’t you?
Shindong: Me? I like ballads… I like them so much! And recently, I keep singing ballads!
Kyuhyun: But you said you hated them!
Shindong: Yes, I did — Because I hate it when you sing them!
Kyuhyun: Anyway so, we would like to dedicate “Storm” from Super Junior’s 5jib album!
Shindong: Thank you so much, Kyuhyun-ssi, and thank you so so much too to Changmin-ssi! And thank you Minho-ssi too!
Guests: Thank you!!
Kyuhyun: Thank you!
Changmin and Minho: Thank you!!
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